ON STRIKE

MYSELF AND SEVERAL THOUSAND OF MY FELLOW AFSCME DC 33 MEMBERS ARE ON STRIKE!

AFSCME DC 33 REPRESENTS OVER 9,000 MUNICIPAL WORKERS IN PHILADELPHIA, FROM ASPHALT RAKERS TO SANITATION WORKERS TO LIBRARY ASSISTANTS LIKE ME.

IF YOU LIVE IN PHILLY GET OUT TO A PICKET LINE. 1515 ARCH THE MSB AND CITY HALL COULD ALL USE BODIES. 1515 ARCH IS 24/7, DROP BY ANY TIME. UNITY CAUCUS ON INSTAGRAM IS A GOOD SOURCE OF INFO AND REQUESTS FOR SUPPORT. WE DON’T NEED WATER BOTTLES!!! COLD TREATS WILL GENERALLY BE APPRECIATED ANYWHERE. OTHERWISE, ASK WHAT’S NEEDED THEN BRING IT. PHILADELPHIA WORKS BECAUSE WE DO!

IF YOU DO NOT LIVE IN PHILLY, YOU CAN FILL OUT THIS MUTUAL AID FORM SET UP BY A FELLOW DC 33 WORKER AND SEE WHAT WAYS YOU CAN HELP.

YOU CAN ALSO VENMO ME @Francis-Bass. I APPRECIATE IT.

ONE MORE TIME PHILADELPHIA WORKS BECAUSE WE DO!!!! SOLIDARITY FOREVER!!!!!!

2024 Capsule Movie Reviews

Sometime late in 2023 I got really into capsule reviews, and even bought a copy of Leonard Maltin’s Movie Guide. I think there’s a lot of artistry to writing such succinct reviews, and a lot of fun to be had in reading them. So throughout all of 2024, for (almost) every movie I watched, I wrote a little review. Most of these are not movies that came out in 2024, they’re just the ones I watched that year.

Special favorites are rubricated (red.) I didn’t use any kind of star rating system, but the last line of each review is basically a rating. Reviews are arranged in order of viewing, with the most recently viewed movie at the top. My favorite movie of the year was Heaven’s Gate. My least favorite was Four Feathers.


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Public Domain Day 2025: Philly Photos!

Happy (one day late) Public Domain Day!!!! Yesterday, on January 1, 2025, works from 1929 entered the public domain, including William Faulkner’s The Sound and the Fury, Virginia Woolf’s A Room of One’s Own, and The Skeleton Dance! You can read more about the Public Domain and what’s entering it this year on the Duke Center for the Study of the Public Domain’s 2025 page.

As always, I’m celebrating by releasing one of my works to the Public Domain. Actually, a collection of works—this year I’m ceding a bunch of photos of Philadelphia I’ve taken over the past five years. I am going to try to upload them to Internet Archive and Flickr sometime soon, but I want to take the time to add useful metadata to them. So for now you can just look at them on this site, or download them in one big zip file. I have more ambitious plans for next year. For 2025, this is what I’ve got.

I also normally try to write a post about the public domain or something … yeah I got nothing this year. You can see all my previous posts about the public domain, and all the works I’ve ceded to it, here. Maybe read my 2021 post, “A Plea for Authors to Consider the Commons”, if you haven’t already. It’s relevant again because this year, four major publishers—Hachette, Penguin Random House, HarperCollins, and Wiley—won their suit against the Internet Archive, forcing the Internet Archive to end its practice of Controlled Digital Lending. Fortunately, the judge signed an order stating that the court’s decision only covers books which the publishers have made available as ebooks. So the Internet Archive can still practice Controlled Digital Lending of books which are otherwise not digitally available—and that’s a lot of books! It’s not such a bad outcome as it could’ve been. But fuck these publishers and fuck the AAP and fuck US copyright law and fuck Sonny Bono, forever.

Year in Review and Year to Come

Now, some quick non-public-domain-related notes.

It’s been a long year. I’ve been busy. Mostly writing this stupid novel. Novels suck. What an awful form to exalt. What did Borges say? “What laborious and impoverishing madness, composing vast books; developing an idea for five hundred pages whose perfect oral exposition fits in a few minutes.” [“Desvarío laborioso y empobrecedor el de componer vastos libros; el de explayar en quinientas páginas una idea cuya perfecta exposición oral cabe en pocos minutos.”] So I’ve gotten a lot done, but not much that’s in a ready, shareable state. Here are three cool things I put into the world in 2024:

And here are three cool things I hope to put out in 2025:

  • A halloween sadboy novella
  • Another short story zine, or two
  • A new short story in the April issue of Apex Magazine!

I’m very excited about that last one. The story, “I Remember a One-Sided Die,” will be my longest story to ever appear in a magazine—just over 7,000 words. So, look forward to that. Also, very soon I’ll release a big long post containing 40+ mini-reviews of movies I watched in 2024. And I’ll have another new year comic.

Okay happy new year happy public domain day here we go again another lap around the sun see you again soon!

Lonely Friends 10: Huh?

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Transcript

1. [ESTHER and POLYHEDRON are doing closing duties at a cafe.]
POLYHEDRON: If he wasn’t so ominous he would be really cute.
2. [ESTHER and MAGDA seated on a trolley.]
ESTHER: But I don’t really go to poetry readings.
MAGDA: Yeah, cause you’re not toxic.
3. [KIM, ESTHER, and RATWITCH at a bar.]
KIM: I don’t want to just get into a pissing match, y’know?
ESTHER: I—
RATWITCH: But maybe it’s time to piss!
4. [ESTHER hiking.]
BONEHEAD [OS]: We could stop up there.
POLYHEDRON [OS]: My feet need a break.
5. BONEHEAD: My feet need a break.
POLYHEDRON: Esther, what do you think?
6. ESTHER: Huh?
Signed FB 6 April 2024.

Spooktober 2024

A larger than life size skeleton posed with arms raised in front of an obelisk grave in the Woodlands cemetery in Philadelphia

Every year around October I like to read horror books and you can see all my previous posts about that here and this is this year’s post.

This year I had a couple false starts with some really insipid contemporary horror novels, so I wasted time on those and didn’t finish them, and only ended up reading one prose horror novel—a novella, actually, Low Kill Shelter by Charity Porpentine Heartscape. I also read the graphic novel A Guest in the House by E.M. Carroll, and I watched a bunch of movies, and I went to some graveyards, so I’m just gonna throw all that into this post too. Enjoy! 🎃

What I’ve Been Reading

Low Kill Shelter by Charity Porpentine Heartscape – A virus has spread across the world which turns its victims rabid, and causes canine-like changes in their jaws. But it hasn’t spread so thoroughly that society has collapsed—in fact, the world is still running along as normal. You still have to work. And everyone has given up on discovering a cure, even the companies supposedly funded to do that. The officially sanctioned cure now is just to execute the infected person.

The novella follows a man who is keeping his infected friend chained up in a closet in his apartment, studying him and trying to find a cure on his own.

This is quintessential Porpentine—a dead-eyed vision of the world which brings the grotesque and the banal smashing together, transgressive in a way that doesn’t feel like just a stunt, transgression as a by-product of probing deep into pain, discomfort, and rabid desires. The book excels in attitude, style, and narrative voice, but the plotting felt a little stilted. At a certain point it just starts going from one archetypal monster movie scene to another, and loses the extreme tension, the claustrophobia, the push-and-pull dynamic of the beginning. Overall I enjoyed it, but it lost its edge about halfway through.

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Lonely Friends 9: Stage (/ˈstɑːʒ/)

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Transcript

Page 1
1. [BONEHEAD and 8-BALL are on the porch of a rowhouse drinking beer.]
8-BALL: I am so ready to leave that fuckin place.
2. 8-BALL: I’ve got a stage – a um, a trial shift scheduled at Renegade next week,
3. 8-BALL: as soon as they say the word i’m walking.
4. BONEHEAD: Stodge?
5. 8-BALL: It’s like a trial shift. Working interview.
6. 8-BALL: And if Renegade doesn’t work out, I can ask Yvonne about spots at Zócalo.
BONEHEAD: Stahzh.

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1. 8-BALL: They loved me when I interviewed there a couple years ago. 
2. 8-BALL: And they just started brunch service, 
BONE: Stosh?
3. 8-BALL: so they probably need hands for that at least.
BONEHEAD: Stoh. Juh. Stohhh—
4. 8-BALL: Are you listening?
BONEHEAD: Stäwj. Yes. No.
5. BONEHEAD: Yeah, no. Sorry.
6. BONEHEAD: But fuck that place, you can work anywhere you want.
8-BALL: Amen.
[They clink their bottles together.]
Signed FB 10 July 2024.

Lonely Friends 8: Missing Out

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1. [8-BALL and RATWITCH are standing outside a rowhouse, each holding a mug. RATWITCH is standing, 8-BALL is seated on the stoop.]
8-BALL: So, what about you? How’s your love life going?
2. RATWITCH: You know, there are good—
3. RATWITCH [Placing their mug on a windowsill.] There are really kind, intelligent, deserving people out there.
4. RATWITCH: So many—thousands—who are missing out,
5. RATWITCH: On this! [They swing their leg up onto the stoop railing like a dancer stretching on a ballet barre. 8-BALL flinches in surprise.]
6. [8-BALL laughs.]
RATWITCH: [Still balancing one leg on the railing.] And it breaks my fuckin heart, y’know?
Signed FB 03/24/23.

Lonely Friends 7: Failed Writer

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1. MAGDA [extending her hand to an unseen person]: Magda—I’m a failed writer.
2. MAGDA [raising a finger in objection]: Yes—well—failed writer.
3. MAGDA [holding her hands apart]: Because there’s a difference!
4. MAGDA [daintily holding her hand to her collarbone]: Me? Failed Writer.
5. MAGDA [sitting on a couch with her feet pulled up onto the cushions, one knee hugged to her chest, her head cocked to one side]: You must be confused.
See I used to be a writer. Now, I’m a failed writer.
6. [the same scene as the previous panel, but zoomed in now.]
MAGDA: Clear now?
Signed FB 19-12-21

Lonely Friends 6: Just Move In

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Page 1
1. [Exterior of the top floor of a rowhouse. One window is open, and a disembodied gloved hand sticks out, holding a lit cigarette.]
BLANCA [O.S., except their hand]: When are you two gonna just move in?
2. [8-BALL is bent over looking in the refrigerator.]
8-BALL: What, sick of me?
3. [BLANCA stands beside the windowsill.]
BLANCA: Yeah, cause we both know you’re the messy roommate.
8-BALL [O.S.] Ha.
4. BLANCA: No, but you’ve been dating for a while, and—
5. 8-BALL [holding two beer bottles, closing the refrigerator door behind them]: I’ll move in with him, but he’s gotta ask me.
6. 8-BALL [walking to BLANCA]: I’m not gonna live with someone who can’t even vocalize his desires.
Signed FB, 20.7.21

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1. [BLANCA takes a bottle in one hand and puts their cigarette in their mouth with the other.]
BLANCA: 8, that’s, c’mon.
2. BLANCA [accepting a bottle opener from 8, O.S.]: You know that’s ridiculous.
3. BLANCA [opening the bottle]: What if he’s thinking the same thing?
4. 8-BALL: Great! Then we can be immature together.
We’ve self-selected out of the decent people pool.
5. [Exterior. BLANCA and 8-BALL are framed by the window, 8-BALL standing over BLANCA’s shoulder.]
BLANCA: I guess.
8-BALL: Stasis is so comfortable.
6. 8-BALL [gesturing with their open bottle]: You know he only knows how to cook one thing?
It’s great!
Signed FB, 12.12.21

Lonely Friends 5: Magda Isn’t Coming Down

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1. [RATWITCH stands in front of a staircase.]
RATWITCH [holding up their hand, palm out]: Don’t talk to her, she’s busy being tragic.
2. [KIM stands in front of a table set with various dishes and tupperwares of food.]
KIM: Is she still in her room? I’d. I’d hoped to see her.
3. [close up on a messenger app. incoming text message.]
TEXT MESSAGE: Magda machine broke. Please proceed to the next available service window.
4. [8-BALL sits on the couch, arms folded tight across chest.]
8-BALL: Like she’s the only one with problems. Like ghosting all your friends isn’t— Because like—
5. [ESTHER stands outside holding a cup.]
ESTHER: I dragged myself across town, baked for the first time in months to have something to bring, and she can’t even walk downstairs into her own living room for …
6. [ESTHER crushes the cup in her hand. tears well in her eye.]
ESTHER: For like one minute? I miss
Signed FB 4-7-21

Lonely Friends 4: Choke Pear

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1. TEXT: I want to gag.
[a skeleton sitting at a table with a drink.]
2. TEXT: You ever hear of this thing called a choke pear?
[POLYHEDRON doing push ups.]
3.TEXT: It’s a weird pseudo-historical device. Unclear if it was ever actually used for torture.
[a chokepear]
4. TEXT: It goes in your mouth.
[ESTHER stands in a grocery aisle.]
5. TEXT: I’m so hungry, and nothing in here could make me full.
[ROLLO person checks his mailbox.]
6. TEXT: I’m so hungry all the damn time.
[MAGDA sits, with her fist against the side of her head, at one end of a table. in the foreground, the skeleton hand with the drink from the first panel is visible.]
Signed FB 20-6-21

Lonely Friends 3: Like a Pack of Dogs

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1. [A person with a RATWITCH for a head stands on a balcony.]
2. RATWITCH: Sometimes, I want to come at these jobs like a pack of dogs.
3. RATWITCH: I fantasize about applying to every one of these low-to-no-paying jobs.
Jobs for asshole companies—jobs I don’t even want.
4. RATWITCH: Going to the interviews, then getting an offer, and turning it down.
“Sorry, I won’t work for a company who so openly disrespects me in their job posting.”
5. RATWITCH: As if I’d even GET an offer!
6. RATWITCH: As if I’d even get an INTERVIEW!
7. RATWITCH: Shit.
Signed FB 8/23/2020

Lonely Friends 2: This Can’t Sustain

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1. [Two people, one whose body is invisible, BLANCA, and one whose body is entirely a glossy black, 8-BALL, are in a living room. 8-BALL stands, pouring wine into BLANCA’S mug.]
BLANCA: This can’t sustain.
2. 8-BALL: What, our drinking?
The pandemic that’s driving us to it?
3. 8-BALL [pouring wine into their own mug]: The whole-ass state that’s on fire, and refuses to do controlled burns?
4. 8-BALL: The hotter and hotter years that will eventually render even controlled burns useless?
5. 8-BALL: The whole wretched capitalist system and the stupid moribund world it’s given us?
BLANCA: No.
6. BLANCA: Me being single. I need to get laid, dude.
Signed FB 9/30/2020

Lonely Friends 1: Stupid Parenthetical

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1. [ESTHER stands at the corner of an intersection, beside a bus stop sign.]
TEXT: I went out to the Wissahickon (alone.)
2. [ESTHER is riding the bus.]
TEXT: Packed a couple of the brownies I baked yesterday (for only me to eat.)
3. [ESTHER stands beside the Wissahickon creek at the trailhead by the bus stop. A large viaduct bridge breaks through the trees in the background.]
4. [ESTHER walks along the trail in  a heavily wooded area]
TEXT: Maybe I’ll go to that bar on Poplar tonight (alone.)
5. [ESTHER stops beside a sign where the trail splits in two directions.]
TEXT: That stupid parenthetical plagues me.
6. [ESTHER from only the shoulders up, leaning forward.]
TEXT: I can’t do anything nice for myself without the reminder that I’m doing it (alone.)
Signed FB 27-7-21

New Comic Zine!

Oh wow it has been a while! I have been hard at work writing short stories and then hard at work editing my novel and so have not had much time to write any book reviews or other posts, but I have managed to finish this collection of new comics!

Lonely Friends is a collection of comics about being lonely and having friends, sometimes at the same time. About half of these comics I’ve shared on this site in the past, the other half are brand new! You can get a digital copy on itch.io, or order a physical copy on my Etsy. Or if you’re in Philly I can give you one in person at the Philly Comics Expo—I’m not tabling there, but I will be visiting and will have some copies of the zine with me.

The pages I’ve shared on this blog have been kind of scattered throughout various posts, so I’m going to re-post those in order over the next couple months so that it’s easy to find them and click through—along with three more pages I haven’t shared before.

Also in the name of things being easier to find, I have a webpage for my comics now. Basically it’s just Lonely Friends, the new year comics, and Last Year Comic Chronicle right now, but I do want to dedicate more time to making comics going forward, so I’ll add to it as I do so.

Now, some unrelated stuff. Since it’s been so long, here’s a few highlights of what I’ve been up to over the past several months:

A video compiled from various bike rides throughout a year, from summer 2023 to spring 2024

A map for the novel which I’m sloooooowly editing right now

An online lecture series which I loved on the history of Industrial Design, focused on the ways that new materials and technologies shaped design/design process.

A New Way to Get Some Old Zines

Wow, it has been a while! Much has happened, but nothing worth posting about by itself, until now: I have an Etsy store!  Going forward, this is where I will be selling zines digitally. Up on the store now are copies of “Fires Burn Forever in this World” ($8.50), “The War on Hormones” ($6), and a second printing of “Is Magic School Still Worth It” ($6). I’d like to put out a second printing of “Cartographer” for sale there too, at some point.

If you live in Philly and want to buy something I have listed, I can give it to you in person for $1 cheaper! I’m also going to try to put more zines in shops around Philly, and table at some zinefests—more info on that TK. Right now there may or may not be some copies of “Magic School” at Iffy Books that you can pick up for free :).

That’s the big announcement, now for some other bits and bobs:

I have finished the novel I’ve been writing for the past year! I still need to edit it, but for the moment I’m taking a break from it and working on comics and short stories. Here’s a lil drawing I made a while ago, of one of the characters from the book. 🙂

And yes you read that right, comics! I’ve decided it’s something I want to take a little more seriously, something I want to do more consistently. To that end, I’m working on filling out a collection of comics that I’ll release as a zine later this year, titled Lonely Friends. I’ve posted some of these comics on the website before, and there’s some I’ve never shared at all.

So look forward to me putting out that zine, posting a few more of the comics in it, and putting together a webpage that makes it easy to find all the comics I’ve posted so far. For now, here is a weird one I made during Comix Club at the Free Library of Philadelphia. I left the speech bubbles blank cause I didn’t really know what the characters were saying, I just wanted to put them in these poses. Maybe I’ll leave it like this for the zine, so people can fill it in themselves. What do you think they’re saying?

And finally, here’s a video of me biking along the Schuylkill River Trail on a foggy night in January.

New Year Comic 2024

New year, new New Year Comic. I started doing these at the start of the decade and will continue doing them till the end of the decade. You can read the first four here. If they seem oblique that’s cause they are. See you again next year :).

Transcript

1. TEXT: I dunno man.
[FRANCIS sitting up in bed.]
2. [FRANCIS pulling on pants over long underwear.]
3. [FRANCIS unlocking bike from the porch railing of a house.]
4. TEXT: I’ve hardly paid attention to climate change these past few years.
[FRANCIS biking along the Schuylkill.]
5. [The Ridge Ave trailhead to the Wissahickon. Two figures wave to each other.]
6. [FRANCIS and MAX walking on a hiking trail.]
7. TEXT: Next year we’ll be halfway through the decade.
[Two figures walking across Jody Pinto’s Fingerspan Bridge]
8. TEXT: Check back with me then.
[FRANCIS walks on a path between two rocks. The path ahead winds.]
Signed FB 10 January 2024.

Two Irish TV Shows I’ve Watched Recently

This is kind of a strange one! Before I get into it, here are a couple quick updates:

You may be excited to know that I have started writing a novel, and it is going well! I have not worked on the first draft of a novel since 2020, when I wrote the second half of a novel that I started in 2015—which was the last time I started writing a brand new novel. So this is my first time starting a brand new novel since 2015!!! Needless to say, I am killing it, best thing I’ve ever written, guaranteed career-making title, etc. etc. I won’t be posting updates about it very often, because that’s tedious, but here is a teeny tiny sneak peak at the opening paragraphs. You will see nothing else of it until it is finished.

As for some writing which you’ll be able to read a little sooner, though: in May I will be publishing “Is Magic School Still Worth It?” as a zine! It is a very good short story about trying to put a price tag on our nobler aspirations, i.e. magic. And higher ed. The zine will be available for free, just like “Cartographer” was. Drop me a line at FrancisRBass [at] gmail [dot] com if you want one! I will be making more noise about this as release date gets closer, so no rush.

Okay, onto the post! These are two Irish TV shows I watched on youtube recently. I don’t normally write about TV shows, and I’m not doing so now because I have anything tremendously insightful to say about them. But these shows are pretty damn terrific, and I expect you would never hear about them (unless you’re Irish) if not for this post, so you’re welcome.

Also there’s a new 1-page comic at the end :^)

Hands was a documentary TV series, composed of 30-minute episodes, released between 1978 and 1989. There were 37 episodes in total, each covering a different artisan craft still being practiced in Ireland at the time of recording. The episodes will usually focus on one craftsperson, or a family business, but sometimes they take a broader survey of several practitioners.

I’d describe the tone as generally nostalgic and patriotic, in a way that is charming rather than obnoxious. The show is warm and mild, and mostly just wants to celebrate the crafts that it spotlights.

Each episode has a different narrator, and many of them bring character and liveliness to their episodes, animatedly recalling scenes from their own childhood when things like horse carts and shoemakers were more common.

The strength of this show is combining that warm, human delivery with a clear and thorough depiction of the various crafts. The process of weaving a rug, or repairing a leather book, or constructing a currach, is shown from start to finish, with good, steady shots of the handiwork. It is immensely satisfying seeing raw materials slowly become a finished good in this way. The work is slow, but bit by bit the embroidery, or the harp, or the hurl, becomes whole, and you got to see it every step of the way.

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Goblin Week 2023 and others

Another Twitter tradition I’m migrating over to this blog: I have been participating in Goblin Week for the past 4 years. It is a week where you make a goblin every day. It is at this point the only art thing I do really consistently every year (other than my new year comics.) I used to only post them on Twitter; I will now be posting them here every year. Find below as well my previous Goblin Weeks.

This year I drew bike goblins. You’re welcome.

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